BART OF THE DEAL
After a corn-shucking accident leaves Homer paralyzed from the neck down, the Simpson family travels to the White House in order to beg President Donald Trump for money. The family never meets him, because en route to Washington D.C. the airplane is hijacked by Gwen Stefani (as herself) and taken to Barbados. After a jaunty dance number, the feeling in Homer’s body returns and he celebrates by doing a backflip from the top of a roof. He misses the swimming pool below and spends two minutes of screentime writhing and crying. Bart doesn’t show up until the end.

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MARGE-EL
Bart launches bottle rockets out of his bedroom window, killing Agnes Skinner as she walks by the house. Homer gets an idea to try to launch bottle rockets up his butt during work in order to get worker’s compensation, accidentally killing Lenny in the process. Infuriated, Homer’s new boss J.K. Simmons (as himself) fires him, which leads to Homer pursuing his dream career as a stand-up comedian. After an act in which firing bottle rockets up his butt garners no laughs, he saves J.K. Simmons’ cat from a tree and gets his job back. Marge doesn’t show up until the end.

GENERAL HORSE-PITAL
Look out Springfield, because Lisa won a horse in a writing contest in which she had to explain in 1200 words the moral problems with owning a horse in 21st Century suburban America. Completely outraged, Lisa tries to send the horse back to the Springfield Shopper Writing Contest department (headed by John Cho and Kal Penn as Harold & Kumar) and is met with laughter and ridicule. Homer sells the horse to Krusty, who names it “Arby’s Sandwich” and attempts to earn a spot in the Kentucky Derby. In the end, the horse sent to a farm owned by Maggie Gyllenhaal (as herself).

A RAISIN IN THE D’OH
Carl calls Homer a racist at work after Homer accidentally falls face first into a puddle of black ink at the power plant. Hoping to make amends, he buys Carl a mansion with his family’s life savings and bullies him into moving in. The moat is full of crocodiles, and after a jaunty dance number involving the crocodiles dancing in a conga line, Carl decides that the house is worth keeping. However, a giant wrecking ball manned by Jeff Bridges (as himself) destroys the house at 4am due to a misunderstanding. And after Carl falls face first into a puddle of white-out at work, both of them laugh it off. Senator Lindsey Graham is also there laughing, as himself.

ANN FLANDERS AND DEAR CRABBY
Ned Flanders, still mourning the loss of his wife 26 years ago, decides to move on and use the newest online dating app Swizzler. He meets a woman who writes advice columns in the Springfield Shopper under the moniker “Ms. Morals”. Things get tense when he learns that Ms. Morals is an atheist, and he argues that morals come from God. But wait a minute, here comes Homer with a stack of pies ready to throw at Ms. Morals for convincing Marge to start cooking vegan meals. After Ned blocks her and gets pie in his eye, he is sent to the hospital where they accidentally remove his appendix. The surgeon is Kenan Thompson as himself.

MR. SNRUB GOES TO WASHINGTON
Angry at the newest liberal federal administration, Mr. Burns disguises himself as Mr. Snrub in order to storm the Capitol with Smithers as Mr. Srehtims. Things get dicey when hired assassins are tasked with taking out both Snrub and Srehtims, so they disguise themselves further by giving themselves Van Dyke beards and calling themselves Mr. Burnthers and Mr. Smit. Homer helps them both hide in his basement while he fires a large gun into the air from his lawn yelling “BURNS AND SMITHERS AREN’T HERE, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE”, which is reminiscent of that one joke from “And Maggie Makes Three” but this is funnier because it’s Season 37! Everyone goes home after a hearty laugh. Charo plays herself as a plumber.

MY CHEMICAL MOE-MANCE
Moe, constantly down on his luck with the ladies, decides to use the newest online dating app Grundler. He meets a 38-year-old woman named Genevieve who is still the emo kid she was in high school. Moe starts wearing clothes from ’00s-era Hot Topic and listens to a lot of Fall Out Boy. Homer arranges a Fall Out Boy concert for the two of them as a gift, but he accidentally (and hilariously!) electrocutes the band during a stage mishap involving water and a cattle prod. Genevieve breaks up with Moe for being friends with such an oafish buffoon, and Homer and Moe go to Disney World. Starring Fall Out Boy as themselves. Stephen Colbert makes a brief cameo to say “WASSSSSSUUUUUP”.

APU BE NOT PROUD
Apu returns to the show for the first time in seventeen years voiced by Aziz Ansari, who also shows up as himself. The Kwik-E-Mart gets razed (hilariously!) by a bulldozer, and with nowhere to go Apu stays with the Simpson family. Again. This time, though, Homer is ready to make Apu feel at home by decorating the house in an incredibly racist manner. An angry Apu buys a truckload of Squishee to pour into the house as revenge, but Homer intercepts the truck with a helicopter he stole from Channel 6. After some nervous laughter from both parties, Apu forgives Homer and they do a jaunty dance number before travelling to Disney World.