The first thing Egwene notices about Nynaeve’s quarters is that she gets a room that’s about 400 times nicer than a Novice room. If Nynaeve is staying at a Residence Inn, then Egwene is staying at a Motel 6.

The second thing Egwene notices is that Elayne is in Nynaeve’s room with Gawyn (terrible name) and Galad. Egwene gets her lady parts in a moist twist over Galad’s presence. Gawyn smoothly tries to get information out of Egwene since Elayne is keeping tight-lipped on their whereabouts over the last few months. Queen Morgase has been on a fucking rampage, basically tearing down the Tower with her bare hands. Gawyn and Galad are to take Elayne out of the White Tower and escort her back to Caemlyn. Elayne is like “no way Jose” and Nynaeve is like “no way Jose times two”. Now leave before she reports the two of them to Aes Sedai Head Honcho for entering an Accepted’s quarter without Permission One. They leave begrudgingly.

Now that they’re alone, Elayne chides Egwene for glazing over in Galad’s presence and says that it’s Gawyn that has the hots for her. Become Green Ajah, Egwene, then you can marry him and have a million babies and also be Elayne’s sister, which would be pretty rad don’t you think?

LET’S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. Nynaeve, much to Egwene’s mollified surprise, starts speaking to Elayne about the Black Ajah and Soulless situation even though Sheriam specifically told them to keep it between her and Egwene. Elayne is like “EEK!”, but Nynaeve needs her to be part of the team. They’re not even sure if they can trust Siuan anymore, so keep your cool, bro.

Then there’s the Mat situation. The three decide to try to pool their powers together and see if they can Heal Mat themselves, but then the door bursts open and an unnamed Aes Sedai enters the room.

SUSPENSE! Is Taylor Swift an Aes Sedai? That bitch boss.