[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogvUdcbgXak]

OPTIONAL COMMENTARY:
This one is pretty terrible and really only exists to test how well I could convincingly act in one unbroken shot. It probably took me about 15 takes, I don\’t remember anymore. Each time I was done I had to pick up a whole goddamn deck of cards off the floor a put it back together again. It wasn\’t worth it.

I barely got a response with this one. A certain someone who shall remain anonymous (let\’s just say his name is ERIC BURNS) couldn\’t wait to express his disappointment about this video to me during class the next day. I was just happy for the attention. He\’s a sexy piece of work, that one.