“Zombie Simpsons” is generally understood to be the period of time between the beginning of Season 9 to whatever the fuck season they’re currently on right now, and then forward until the end of time. The show will never be good again and this is a fact of life we all need to reconcile with.

I stopped watching The Simpsons at around Season 14, but now I feel like it’s my civic duty to plow through every episode that has ever been produced by what is now one of the worst TV shows in the 21st century, starting with Season 9. I will report my findings, and the results will NOT be pretty. I might not make it out of the cesspit alive!