Keeping it short and sweet today. Enjoy three shitty strips with barely any commentary! I’m gonna go take a nap.

Pluggers

We can add “being obese” to the list of things rural, blue-collar middle America is proud of alongside “being uneducated” and “hating black people”. If this jolly fellow entered my house I’d call the police.

Do you have a contribution? Be sure to send your winning entry off to pluggermail@aol.com. The email address is kept alive by a lifetime supply of those free 1000+ hours of AOL 3.0 discs. Pluggers unite!

Carpe Diem

A “selfie camera”. It’s not just any camera! Why are we still making selfie jokes in 2022? Are we still mad that young people like their phones? Do you know how many old ladies I see on the bus swiping through Breitbart.com, completely engrossed within the screen?

This is just a Pluggers joke too, to boot. “You’re a plugger if your selfie camera is your bathroom mirror.” How about you plug my butt.

Judge Parker

When we last checked in with Judge Parker, faceless characters Sam and Gloria were escaping a lakehouse post-shootout. Thank God that Gloria came out unscathed, but what became of Sam? Did he get captured by the cartel and escorted off to Mexico with a bag over his head? Here’s hoping!

Gloria smells like gun smoke because, in an unforeseen twist, Gloria pulled a gun to Sam and killed him dead. She was the shooter all along! You can expect a whole lot more plot twists like these from future editions of Judge Parker! See you next time!