SUNDAY!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

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Luann

Congratulations, Luann. You’re the first comic strip in the universe to use the phrase “boy juice”. Enjoy being dropped from syndication from every newspaper in the Bible Belt.

Mary Worth

Don’t push your luck, Ed. A few more cancelled dates and you’re going to have to resort to fucking that cat. Don’t act like you don’t want to, you’re not fooling anyone.

Pearls Before Swine

Pretty grim, Pearls Before Swine. I read the Sunday funnies to escape from the harsh reality of American gun fetishism, and this is certainly not splitting my sides. I’m going to drown my sorrows in a tall class of Nesquik. Good day.