Welcome to November 16, 2025, a complete nothing of a day if I’ve ever lived one. A complete nothing of a day with a complete nothing of a batch of comic strips. I’m going to make pesto today, so let’s get this show on the road.

Blondie

I already know that Blondie is eternally stuck in 1983 and that’s no excuse, but Dagwood couldn’t be any older than 43. That makes him a dirty, rotten millennial, and dirty, rotten millennials do NOT watch classic westerns on the tube. We watch videos of kids opening packages containing Xboxes and endless reruns of 30 Rock, which represent simpler times of our lives. In fact, J.C. Dithers should’ve said “sleep in, relax, and doomscroll about Trump sucking Clinton’s dick”. Then it would be relatable!

Rex Morgan, M.D.

Looks like Autumn Rook and Iggy Siegel are going through some tough times! You see, “Iggy’s” book, entitled “Autumn Rook’s Run-In with That Stalker”, wasn’t the New York Times #1 Bestseller he thought it would be where “Autumn” was concerned! And man, is he chagrined in that last panel. It really puts the “funny” in “Sunday Funnies”! A man admitting he’s wrong? Now that’s comedy!

Pluggers

Pluggers is a comic strip where readers submit their own jokes and punchlines. This means that Pluggers cartoonist (whom you can reach at pluggermail@aol.com, of all addresses) Rick McKee only has to do half the work while extremely fat people in rural America do the other half for him. If that doesn’t completely illustrate the hypocrisy of conservative values, I don’t know what else will. Fuck Pluggers, fuck Rick McKee, fuck Joe Bott from Holmen, Wisconsin, and fuck me for even writing about any of this.