It’s March and it’s still cold outside! This is what I get for living at 41.8781° N! I should consider moving to the southern part of my country, where racism reigns supreme and alligators will bite your face off. Keep away from my precious face, Ron DeSantis.

And by all that I mean here are some comics.

Baldo

Imagine old Mad Magazines being so subversive by 2023 standards that a couple of teenagers are shocked by their content. Sock it to me! These kids have the internet, right? You don’t even want to know the kind of shit I discovered on the internet when I was 16. If they tried to put it in Mad Magazine, someone would go to jail.

If anything in Mad Magazine elicited a “Aw, no the didn’t!” from my own teenage child, I would confiscate it forthwith. Then they’d be grounded forever.

Family Circus

The children of Family Circus, with their half-lidded eyes, celebrate Jeffy turning 3 for the 61st year in a row. Congratulations, Li’l Regis Philbin, on another year of what appears to be an endless, hellish existence.

Never mind that the parents clearly aren’t home to celebrate their child’s birthday, that goes without saying. I’m focused on how absolutely buff Jeffy thinks he is right now. Look at that torso, man. V-shaped as all get out. Jeffy fucks, that’s for sure.

Lola

I end with something actually funny. A pointy airplane headed at Mach 2 toward the pastor. Lola actually writing “beer-thirty somewhere”. The pastor immediately knowing the culprit. All good stuff. THREE things that this comic has going for it!

Maybe I shouldn’t have ended on a good note, it undermines the whole point of the Sucky Funnies Sunday feature! I’ll go to my room now.